I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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