She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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