I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We just shotgunned beers for America
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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