he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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