Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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