fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
