Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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