what if I'm pregnant?
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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