I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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