I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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