Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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