Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Are we still banned from the library?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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