You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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