I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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