Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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