Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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