BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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