who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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