His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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