So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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