I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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