Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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