So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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