Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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