you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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