I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think my vagina is haunted
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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