Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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