biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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