Plan B is the new Plan A
You surviving the open bar?
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so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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