Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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