so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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