The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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