It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
