I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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