After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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