Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
sarcasm needs its own font
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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