He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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