Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
