People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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