The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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