her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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