Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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