What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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