You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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