Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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