at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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