she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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