I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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