You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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