I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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