go do what you do best...puke behind churches
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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