I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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