Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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