DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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